in the wake of Democrat electoral wins, now is actually a good time to press them to stand up for trans people.
ITS BEING RENAMED TO NEW WOKE CITY
they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again
there’s a direct parallel between yahoo buying [tumblr] and disney buying the doctor who streaming rights. both thought they had acquired the Ultimate Jackpot Money Machine and instead they just inherited a very strange little thing that ultimately, as it turns out, does better just operating outside of the bounds of the modern sensibilities entirely.
why does tumblr look like that
me, adding a new tag to my block list: I’m so glad my beloved mutual has discovered a new source of joy
wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar
free my girl she did all that but can you fucking blame her
im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me
i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real
Louis: we’ve been together for 77 years, Daniel.
Armand: 47 more than he did with Lestat.
Dreamstat, in the corner chair:
if I were to meet my clone, absolute first step is fucking. zero communication necessary we both know what’s up. maybe like a single nod.
Oh my god




